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Embrace Your Inner Square

by M.D. Christopher · October 22, 2021

The first panel is a title card that reads, "You'll Never See Me Naked presents: Un-Sexy Halloween Costumes"

In the second panel, the anthropomorphic representation of the artist's virginity models four different costumes, all square or rectangular in shape like the V-Card itself. The first in the upper left is labeled 'Lack-of-Motivation Poster' and is an overlay of the black frame with white font commonly used on posters with words like 'Imagine' or 'Persevere.' The second costume in the upper right is a 1-Star Review on Amazon. In the bottom left, the V-Card wears a yellow Post-It note with 'Halloween 10/31' scribbled on it. The bottom right shows the V-Card from behind with a small circle on its back. It's dressed as a fridge magnet.

Tags: cartoon comic costumes halloween humor pandemic life v-card virginity

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