Tagged: metaphors
The Bloodening
Running of the bulls. Falling to the Dark Side. The Hunt for Red October. Down at Fraggle Rock. I could do this all day.
Choose Your Own Adventure
I frequently wish there was a place where I could exchange my uterus for something useful – like a toaster oven.
Legend of the Hidden Handbook
I can’t be the only person who wishes there was a manual of extremely detailed instructions on how to navigate every single social interaction with ease no matter the cultural, religious, or gender divides.
Consolation Prize
In Shakespeare’s time, leading apes into hell was the fate that awaited old maids.
Outfit Yourself
This is essentially a long way of saying I think labels are best if you choose them yourself.
Bardic Inspiration
Evidence suggests that if I experienced sexual attraction, the world would be in serious trouble.